The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
He is an equal opportunity slut.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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