I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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