i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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