I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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