so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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