i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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