i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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