And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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