how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Randomize
