white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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