my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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