You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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