I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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