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wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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