it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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