all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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