sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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