I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Your penis caused this!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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