question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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