Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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