we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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