i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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