i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
love makes seman taste better
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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