8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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