my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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