so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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