listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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