Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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