Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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