Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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