I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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