btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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