I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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