if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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