He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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