New low: just hacked my moms facebook
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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