Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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