are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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