: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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