hotel room ftw
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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