I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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