Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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