I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize