Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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