I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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