yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
My dick has a subreddit
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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