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I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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