But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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