If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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