I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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