hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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