You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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