Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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